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yo mama's...stupid
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in the meter she asked, "Where's my gumball?"
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in!
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she looked in the closet and the Boogie Man quit.
yo mama's so fat... drive
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

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