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yo mama's so fat... c-section
 
 
Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by a C-Section. She had to be born by a C-D-E-F-G Section!
yo mama's so fat... hot dogs
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
yo mama vs. titanic
 
 
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?

A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

yo mama's house is so small
 
 
Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone inside.

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