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yo mama's so fat... tie
 
 
Yo mama is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo mama is so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said, 'Why did you put out my fire?'
yo mama's so fat... walks
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street her legs talk to each other: 'You let me go, I'll let you pass, you let me go, I'll let you pass...'

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