Yo Mama

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Yo Mama


yo mama is so fat....
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale.
yo mama is so nasty...
Your mama is so nasty, when you said, "Mama, what are we going to have for dinner?"

She stuck out her foot and said, "CORNS".

yo mama is so old, she knew...
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
yo mama is so poor...
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, "No, I found one!"

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