Yo Mama

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Yo Mama


yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!
yo mama's so fat... belt
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

yo mama's...stupid
 
 
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, all she got your for Christmas was a video of other kids playin' with their toys!

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