Yo Mama

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Yo Mama


yo mama's so ugly... smiles
 
 
Yo mama is so ugly that when she smiles, it hurts.
yo mama's so fat... beeper
 
 
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
yo mama's so fat... telephone company
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

yo mama's so short
 
 
Yo' mama so short, she tripped over a skittle, hit the curb, and died on impact!

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