Yo Mama

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Yo Mama


yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe and I asked if she had lost a shoe.
"No," she said. "I found one."
yo mama's...ugly
 
 
Yo' mama's so ugly, your father has to take her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
you're so ugly...
 
 
You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you with a garden hose!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she waves a popcicle in front of her face and calls it air conditioning!

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