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Yo Mama


yo mama's...fat
 
 
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she put on a Malcom X jacket helicoptors try landing on her back .
yo mama's so fat... planets
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars....

yo mama's so fat...
 
 
Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!
yo mama's so smelly... deordorant
 
 

Yo mama's so smelly, her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.

Yo mama's so smelly, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.


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