Yo Mama

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Yo Mama


yo mama's so dumb
 
 
Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
yo mama's so ugly... kid
 
 
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
yo mama's so fat... haul ass
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips.
yo mama's so fat... grass
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”

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