Yo Mama

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Yo Mama


yo mama's so fat... phone book
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
yo mama's so fat... watch
 
 

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

yo mama's so dumb... 18 not admitted
 
 
Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said 'under 18 not admitted,' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.
yo mama's animal cookies
 
 
Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.

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