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her glasses so thick
 
 
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

her house so small
 
 
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

her nose is so big
 
 
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

her hair so short
 
 
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.


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