her glasses so thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
her hair so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
her head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
her head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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