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cousin jack falls apart
One friend was talking with another friend about his cousin who recently passed away.

"By the time cousin Jack died he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a plastic leg and a plastic arm."

"Where did they burry him?'"

"Duh - they didn't bury him, he was recycled!"

cow abortion
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

De-calf-i-nated!!
cow at cranberry cove
What do you call a cow murder mystery?

A moo-done-it.

cow or tractor
If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a cow or a tractor, what should he pick. On one hand, he would look funny riding on a cow. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a tractor.

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