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coin riddle
There are two coins that add up to $0.30, one is not a nickel. What are they?

A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.
cold one
Q: What did one undertaker say to the other?

A: Toss me another cold one!
college grads
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"

A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

color television
One day, a man walked into an appliance store.

"Do you sell color televisions?"

"Yes," said the clerk. "Yes, we do."

"Then give me a green one."


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