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bra & hat
What did the bra say to the hat?

"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

bra shopping
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

branch-davidians
How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?

It depends on how big your ashtray is!
brave firefighters
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To hold their pants up!


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