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bottom of the ocean
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!
bouncing baby brute
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see which end of you would breathe.
boy scout
Why did the boy scout get kicked out?

He was caught eating a brownie!

boyfriend, granpa and rover
On the night of the prom, a boy's girlfriend is changing upstairs. The boyfriend is waiting in the living room with the girlfriend's granpa and her dog Rover.

As the girlfriend is getting ready the boyfriend says to himself, 'Man I really gotta fart, I think I will let a little out.' So he does and the granpa yells 'ROVER!'

The boy thinks to himself, 'All right, now he thinks it's the dog. I think I will let a little more out.' So he does and the granpa yells again, 'ROVER!'

The boyfriend says to himself, 'All right, now he really thinks it's the dog. I think I will let the rest out.'

So he lets it rip and the granpa yells, 'Rover, get over here before that guy poops on you!'


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