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blonde welfare
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

blondes and airplanes
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"

The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."

The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

blondes strike back
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So that brunettes can remember them.

bloody mary
What's grosser than gross?

A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!


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