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best thing about iowa
What is the best thing coming out of Iowa?

Interstate 35!

best way of skipping out on a check
Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the sock and talk to the sock throughout the meal. When you get the check, order with the sock about who should pay. Then say, “Fine! You pay,” throw the sock on the table and walk out.
bewildered archaeologist
Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist?

A: Give him a tampon and ask him what period it is from.
big fat mopeds
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?

They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em!


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