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beat the casino
What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?

When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!
beatles
What would it take to reunite the Beatles?

Two more bullets.

beauty & the beach
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing -- it just waved!
bed football
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"

His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"

He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."

Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7."

The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?"

He said, "Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!"


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