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ark-n-saw
A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
arkansas toothbrush
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?

If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".

army police brutality
Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock. So one day, they're out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up the man in his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked.
"What are you doin', Paddy? It ain't 6 yet!"
"I know what I'm doin'. I know where he lives and he wouldn't have made it!"
arnold's search engine
Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?

Alta Vista baby.


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