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truck driver & the bikers
 
 

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch, and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside.

The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.

When he was gone, other motorcyclists snickered to one another and congratulated each other on being so "bad". As the cashier walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"

"He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."

that fly
 
 
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?

His Butt!

carrots
 
 
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
ford manufacturing
 
 
Q: Why does Ford still manufacture cars and trucks?

A: Because they are trying to keep the towing industy alive.


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