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voices! voices! shut up!
 
 
A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, 'I can hear voices!'

Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, 'Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!'

traffic lights
 
 
Why does a red light turn red?

If you had to change in front of everyone you'd turn red, too.
californians & granola bars
 
 
How is California like a Granola bar?

They both contain fruits, nuts and flakes!
west virginian women
 
 
What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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