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good to be canadian
Top reasons why it's great to be Canadian

  1. It beats being an American.

  2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

  3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.

  4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

  5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?

  6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.

  7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

  8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins

  9. Own-an-eskimo scheme.

  10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

good to be french
Top reasons why it's great to be French

  1. Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time

  2. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs

  3. If there's a war you can surrender really early

  4. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.

  5. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries

  6. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star

  7. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride

  8. People think you're a great lover even when you're not

government problems
Things To Think About Our Government:

  1. 29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse.

  2. 7 Have been arrested for fraud.

  3. 19 Have been accused of writing bad checks.

  4. 117 Have bankrupted at least two businesses.

  5. 3 Have been arrested for assault.

  6. 71 Have credit reports so bad they can't qualify for a credit card.

  7. 14 Have been arrested on drug related charges.

  8. 8 Have been arrested for shoplifting,

  9. 21 Are current defendants in lawsuits.

  10. 84 Were stopped for drunk driving in 1998 alone, but released after they claimed Congressional immunity.

halloween handouts
The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts

  1. Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.

  2. Teeth removing Taffy

  3. Metamucil in a straw

  4. Ex-Lax Brownies

  5. Caramel Covered Zucchini

  6. Colored Crisco on a Stick

  7. Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts

  8. Chocolate Covered Prunes

  9. A Handful of Red Man

  10. Anything that ticks!


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