to do at the drivethru
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
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- Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
- Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
- Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
- Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
- Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
- Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
- When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
- Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
- Ask how they fit into that little box.
- If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
- Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
- When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"
- If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
- Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.
- Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
- Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
- Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
- When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.
- Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
- Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
good to be an italian
Top ten reasons why it's good to be Italian.
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- In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
- Unembarrassed to wear fur.
- No need to worry about tax returns
- Glorious military history... well, until about 400 a.d.
- Can wear sunglasses inside
- Political stability
- Flexible working hours
- Live near the Pope
- Country run by Sicilian murderers
good to be american
Top ten reasosn why it's great to be American
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- You can have a woman president without electing her
- You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
- You can call Budweiser beer
- You can be a crook and still be president
- If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything
- If you can breathe you can get a gun
- You can invent a new public holiday every year
- You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
- You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"
- You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
- You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.
top valujet slogans
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
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- ValueJet: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
- ValueJet: We're Amtrak with wings.
- Join our frequent near-miss program.
- On flights, every section is a smoking section.
- Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
- Our staff has had lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.
- Are our jet engines too noisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off.
- Complimentary champagne during free-fall.
- Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
- The kids will love our inflatable slides.
- You think it's so easy, get your own plane!
- Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?
- Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
- ValueJet: We may be landing on your street.
- ValueJet: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
- Bring a bathing suit.
- Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.
- That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.
- Fly ValueJet. Find out there really is a God.
- ValueJet: A real man lands where he wants to.
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