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Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great at football, but not at academics. The principal was letting it slide until one day he decided that Bubba's grades HAD to be better. They decided to make him take a test. It was only one math problem. Everyone wanted to support Bubba out in the stands, so they held the test in the middle of the football stadium, so everyone could see. His math teacher went out to the center of the field with Bubba. It was test time. The teacher said, 'Ok, Bubba. What is six plus three?'

Bubba sat and thought. Then he said, 'nine,' confidently.

But out in the stands, everyone was yelling, 'Aw, c'mon. Give him another chance!'

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish.

The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants when he went out on the golf course?

Just in case he got a hole in one.

Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?

Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn't you?

Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?

Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass.

Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf.

Caddy: Oh, he's played with you, too, huh?

'Caddy, why didn't you see where that ball went?'

'Well, it doesn't usually go anywhere, Mr. Smith. You caught me off guard.'