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10 reasons to date a hockey player
 
 
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
yo mama is like a hockey player
 
 
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
g-spot vs. a golfball
 
 
What is the differnce between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A guy will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
where's the soup?
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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