Sports

Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf and country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's hardly anyone on the course, so they've been breezing through the holes. Up around the seventh tee, they spot the first people on the course other than themselves, two ladies who, from the guys' perspective, are having trouble on the green. In fact, they've each five-putted it!

The first guy says 'Christ. I hope they just had a bad hole, I don't want to follow these broads for the next eleven holes!' The second one goes, 'Well, maybe I'll go talk to them, and maybe they can let us pass them. I'll be back in a sec.'

So he trots off, about to go and ask to let them pass. Suddenly, about a hundred feet away from the women, he stops, turns and runs away from them as fast as he can. When he comes back, he exclaims, 'Jesus! That's my wife and my girlfriend! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm sorry, man, but I can't say anything to them. I'm liable to be killed if they saw me. How about you go ask them?'

So the other guy concurs, and trots off to ask the women if they can pass and get on with their game. Then he stops suddenly, spins around and runs back to his buddy in the same manner. 'What's wrong? What's the matter?' his friend says. 'Same damn thing,' he replies.

Did you know that Mike Tyson is to appear in the next Batman movie?

He's the Nibbler!

Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.

He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork."

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Yes, folks it was a bite to the finish. The next fight will be on Pay Per Chew: Iron Mike Tyson versus Evander “The Real Meal” Holyfield.