"Why sure," the mechanic said, not seeming to recognize the golf star.
About thirty minutes later the oil change is complete. As Tiger started to back the car out, the mechanic noticed some buttons on the dashboard and asked Tiger what they were for.
Tiger looked down at the tees on his dash and says, "Those are what I set my balls on."
The old man replied, "Boy oh Boy, those Germans think of everything, don't they!"
When the attendent says yes, ask, “Then how the hell do you walk?”
* You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing
* When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner
* You always end a speech with, 'That's the bottom line 'cuz John said so!' or 'If you smellllll what John is cooking!'
* Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes
* If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it
* Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter
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