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On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football."
And it was good.
Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence."
With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed it on the helmet of silver and blue.
God said, "Let it be called, 'The Dallas Cowboys' - America's team."
Later that day, God said, "Even Cowboys need a**holes."
So he made their fans.
the 69ers
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
the coach and the football team
Q: Why did the coach give his football team lighters?
A: Because they kept losing their matches!
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