foul-mouthed hockey
Q) What did the hockey goalie say to his teammate?
A) Let's get the "puck" out of here!
g-spot vs. a golfball
What is the differnce between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A guy will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
A guy will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
god bless us
There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, 'God bless me!'
Bill Gates jumps out and yells, 'God bless me and my bank account!'
Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, 'God bless me and my team!'
Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, 'God bless me and the New York Rangers!'
The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, 'God bless me and the people I land on!'
golf and funerals
Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, 'Why did you do that?'
The man replies, 'Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.'
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