duuuuh dumb jock
He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "Airport Left," and he turned around and went home.
english football joke
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
english rugby
of the players, while on his way back to the dressing room happened to
look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance
at the end of the field.
Coach Clive Woodward immediately suspended practice while the Police were called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the Police determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the try line. Practice was resumed when the officials decided that it was unlikely that the team would encounter the substance again.
english, irish & scottish football
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.
"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."
"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."
"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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