2nd to 3rd
Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?
Because you have a short stop between second and third.
49ers new hires
Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?
They wanted two tight ends and a wide receiver.
a fisherman's tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
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