dennis rodman ejected
Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?
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Because his purse didn't match his shoes.
snail heads for the daytona tracks
There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail."
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The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!
As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled "WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!"
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