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tree shark
 
 
What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you?

A pool table.

tyson's manners
 
 
Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.

He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork."

espanol para matadors
 
 
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

mike tyson and metallica
 
 
What do Mike Tyson and a Metallica concert have in common?

At a Metallica concert you get ringing in the ears, and at a Mike Tyson fight, you get ears in the ring!


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