david beckham
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
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One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
the fishing spot
One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.
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Bob said, 'I know. I can spit in the water!'
But Bubba said, ' No! How will we know it's your spit?'
They thought and thought and finally Bob said, ' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!'
But Bubba said 'No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?'
golf and funerals
Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, 'Why did you do that?'
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The man replies, 'Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.'
yo mama's...fat
Yo' Mama's so fat, she won the marathon because no one could fit by her on the street.
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