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Because they couldnt find three wise men or a virgin!
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The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since Joe DiMaggio played, but now my wife is dead."
The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad that he couldn't find some relative to enjoy the game with.
"Oh no. I can." the guy replied. "It's just that they're all at the funeral."
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After three days Satan goes to check up on him, but he says,'I live in the Midwest and many summer weekends are hotter than this.'
So Satan tells the demons to turn the temp erature all the way up, and to leave him in for six weeks.
So after six weeks, Satan goes to check up on him, but he says 'I grew up in the Midwest and I can remember dryspells that were hotter and longer than this.'
Well, this really gets to Satan, so he tells the demons to turn the temperature all the way down, and leave him in for six months.
After six months, Satan goes to check up on him, and he is sitting there shivering, asking,, 'What happened? Did the Cubs win the pennant?"
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