yo mama's teeth...
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a NASCAR race, all the drivers stopped because they thought it was a caution sign.
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peopling the earth
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
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"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.
"That's nothing!' said the Baptist. 'I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!' said the Mormon. 'I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
golfing and skydiving mishaps
Whats the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
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A golfer goes, whack!..."damn!"
And a skydiver goes, "damn!"... whack!
dallas cowboys' texas stadium
Did you know that they are going to change the name of the Dallas Cowboys' Stadium?
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It's going to be called Drug Emporium.
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