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I'd tell you another joke about a pencil.
But it doesn't have any point!
Why do idiots eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers!
What was the gangsters last words?
Who put that violin in my violin case!
Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?
They called him dad!
What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir!
Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot?
He flew 57 missions!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
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But it doesn't have any point!
Why do idiots eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers!
What was the gangsters last words?
Who put that violin in my violin case!
Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?
They called him dad!
What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir!
Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot?
He flew 57 missions!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
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What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know?
Your legs!
What is a skeleton?
Bones, with the person off!
What might you eat in Paris?
The trifle tower!
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
Sir Francis Brake!
Have you ever seen a man eating tiger?
No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken!
What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!
What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness Pongster!
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I don't know?
Your legs!
What is a skeleton?
Bones, with the person off!
What might you eat in Paris?
The trifle tower!
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
Sir Francis Brake!
Have you ever seen a man eating tiger?
No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken!
What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!
What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness Pongster!
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I want a hair cut please.
Certainly, which one!
Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?
No, I look in a towel!
Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
Because her daddy was a mummy!
It's time for your violin lesson.
Oh, Fiddle!
How old is your granddad?
I don't know but we've had him a long time!
What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
What is a tornado?
Mother nature doing the twist!
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Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?
No, I look in a towel!
Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
Because her daddy was a mummy!
It's time for your violin lesson.
Oh, Fiddle!
How old is your granddad?
I don't know but we've had him a long time!
What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
What is a tornado?
Mother nature doing the twist!
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A noise woke me up this morning.
What was that?
The crack of dawn!
It's gone forever - forever I tell you!
What has?
Yesterday!
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time?
A jelly copter!
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?
He wanted to put something away for a rainy day!
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low down bum!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
About 3000 miles!
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What was that?
The crack of dawn!
It's gone forever - forever I tell you!
What has?
Yesterday!
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time?
A jelly copter!
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?
He wanted to put something away for a rainy day!
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low down bum!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
About 3000 miles!
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