sick jokes

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.

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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.

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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?

Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!

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Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?

Shut up and get back in the oven!

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Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!

Shut up and get in the oven!

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Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....

Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.

Shut up and eat around it!

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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?

Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?

Shut up and get back in the box!

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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!

Shut up and comb your face!

Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?

Shut up and comb your face!

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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.

Billy, let go of Susie's ear.

Billy! Let go of her ear!

All right Billy, give me the ear.

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Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.

Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

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Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?

Shut up and keep digging.

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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.

Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.