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eye exam
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."

The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

eye rub
Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the morning?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.
eyes wide shut
Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

factory girl
What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making little sleeping bags for mice.


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