Sexuality

Jokes » sexuality » jokes 61

Sexuality


donkey and onion
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
donkey compliment
How do you compliment a donkey?

'Hey, nice ass!'

door hinge
A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.

When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her 'Do you want a screw for that hinge?'

She looked back at him and said 'No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.'

doughboy
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Dough Nuts!

Page 62 of 265     «« Previous | Next »»