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counting condoms
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.

Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

crazy little critters...
Q. How do crabs leave the hospital?
A. On crotches!
crossdresser funnies
Q. What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?

A. Eat, drink, and be Mary!

curd and rod
Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.


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