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blonde bedtime
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm?

She goes home.

blonde bellybutton
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?

Her husband was a blonde too!

blonde fish
If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be?

A blowfish
blonde hide and go seek
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

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