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topless fat woman
 
 
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.

"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."

you can't teach an old cat
 
 
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?

An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

parsley
 
 
What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?

You push them both aside when you eat.

yo mama's so fat... turned on
 
 
Yo mama's so fat she gets turned on reading a cook book!

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