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yo mama and yo daddy
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, yo daddy is still climbing.
plug it in, plug it in
 
 
When does a man ever get a good idea?

When he's plugged into a woman!

a few good men
 
 
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor says the man. I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me."

slick willy
 
 
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot are on a ship when it is sinking. Perot orders for all women to head for the life boats. Bush says screw the women! Clinton says "Do we have time?"

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