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A ghost joke
What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!
A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!
A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!
A vampire joke
Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!
A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!
What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!
A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!
A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!
A vampire joke
Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!
A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!
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Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!
Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?
A: Send your name, address and blood group!
Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: Bonehead!
Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?
A: Fang mail!
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!
Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?
A: Send your name, address and blood group!
Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: Bonehead!
Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?
A: Fang mail!
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!
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A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!
A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their drinks?
Ice ghoul!
A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite pop group?
Boney M!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!
A werewolf joke
I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww!
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!
A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their drinks?
Ice ghoul!
A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite pop group?
Boney M!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!
A werewolf joke
I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww!
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A witch joke
Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches!
A vampire joke
Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian?
He's still looking for a crypt writer though!
A werewolf joke
What do you call an extinct hairy beast?
A were-wolf!
A ghost joke
Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea!
A werewolf joke
What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep?
You have to get a new sheep!
A vampire joke
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!
A werewolf joke
What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
A werewolf with hiccups!
Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches!
A vampire joke
Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian?
He's still looking for a crypt writer though!
A werewolf joke
What do you call an extinct hairy beast?
A were-wolf!
A ghost joke
Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea!
A werewolf joke
What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep?
You have to get a new sheep!
A vampire joke
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!
A werewolf joke
What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
A werewolf with hiccups!
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