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A ghost joke
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Sheet belts!
A ghost joke
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
A cannibal joke
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
A cannibal joke
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts go on holiday?
The Ghosta Brava!
A vampire joke
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Sheet belts!
A ghost joke
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
A cannibal joke
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
A cannibal joke
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts go on holiday?
The Ghosta Brava!
A vampire joke
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
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A skeleton joke
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn't reach any higher!
A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!
A witch joke
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!
A witch joke
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!
A skeleton joke
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!
A skeleton joke
Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn't reach any higher!
A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!
A witch joke
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!
A witch joke
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!
A skeleton joke
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!
A skeleton joke
Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!
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A skeleton joke
How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!
A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!
A vampire joke
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!
A vampire joke
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts get an education?
High sghoul!
A ghost joke
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!
A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!
A vampire joke
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!
A vampire joke
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts get an education?
High sghoul!
A ghost joke
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
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A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
A cannibal joke
What do you call a massive witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn't get his teeth into the part!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!
A werewolf joke
Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?
Because they always give snappy answers!
A witch joke
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan!
A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
A cannibal joke
What do you call a massive witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn't get his teeth into the part!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!
A werewolf joke
Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?
Because they always give snappy answers!
A witch joke
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan!
A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
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