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A witch joke
What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!
A witch joke
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
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How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!
A witch joke
What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!
A witch joke
How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!
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What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!
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What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle!
What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!
A witch joke
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
A witch joke
How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!
A witch joke
What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!
A witch joke
How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!
A witch joke
What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!
A witch joke
What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle!
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A witch joke
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!
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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!
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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
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What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield!
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What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
One composes and the other decomposes!
A witch joke
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her!
A witch joke
What usually runs in witches' families?
Noses!
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield!
A witch joke
What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
One composes and the other decomposes!
A witch joke
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her!
A witch joke
What usually runs in witches' families?
Noses!
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A witch joke
Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!
A witch joke
What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!
A witch joke
What happens to witches when it rains?
They get wet!
A witch joke
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!
A witch joke
What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?
A sandwitch!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!
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What's a witches favorite flower?
A triffid!
Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!
A witch joke
What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!
A witch joke
What happens to witches when it rains?
They get wet!
A witch joke
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!
A witch joke
What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?
A sandwitch!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!
A witch joke
What's a witches favorite flower?
A triffid!
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A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
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What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!
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What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!
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What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!
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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!
A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!
A witch joke
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!
A witch joke
What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!
A witch joke
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!
A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!
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