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A witch joke
Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy!
A witch joke
Why was the witch late for the party?
She'd lost her witch-watch!
A witch joke
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!
A witch joke
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Don't bite any witches!
A witch joke
What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
Pot luck!
Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy!
A witch joke
Why was the witch late for the party?
She'd lost her witch-watch!
A witch joke
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!
A witch joke
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Don't bite any witches!
A witch joke
What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
Pot luck!
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A witch joke
What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!
A witch joke
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!
A witch joke
What happened when the baby witch was born?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!
A witch joke
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
A witch with a blindfold!
A witch joke
What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
Hag-time!
A witch joke
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the flying squad!
A witch joke
Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!
What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!
A witch joke
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!
A witch joke
What happened when the baby witch was born?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!
A witch joke
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
A witch with a blindfold!
A witch joke
What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
Hag-time!
A witch joke
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the flying squad!
A witch joke
Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!
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A witch joke
What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sandwitch!
A witch joke
Why did the witches go on strike?
They wanted sweeping reforms!
A witch joke
When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
Get wet!
A witch joke
What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
"I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it"!
A wizard joke
What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?
A peacelock!
A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus?
All of them, busses don't jump!
A wizard joke
What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?
He burped 7-Up!
What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sandwitch!
A witch joke
Why did the witches go on strike?
They wanted sweeping reforms!
A witch joke
When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
Get wet!
A witch joke
What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
"I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it"!
A wizard joke
What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?
A peacelock!
A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus?
All of them, busses don't jump!
A wizard joke
What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?
He burped 7-Up!
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A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws!
A witch joke
What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?
A catastrophe!
A witch joke
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical!
A wizard joke
Who did the wizard marry?
His ghoul-friend!
A wizard joke
Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces?
To keep his trousers up!
A witch joke
Why is a witches face like a million dollars?
It's all green and wrinkly!
A witch joke
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w"!
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws!
A witch joke
What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?
A catastrophe!
A witch joke
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical!
A wizard joke
Who did the wizard marry?
His ghoul-friend!
A wizard joke
Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces?
To keep his trousers up!
A witch joke
Why is a witches face like a million dollars?
It's all green and wrinkly!
A witch joke
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w"!
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