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A wizard joke
What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?
He ate himself!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Dwayne!
A witch joke
Why do witches have stiff joints?
They get broomatism!
A wizard joke
What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
He kept shooting his mouth off!
A witch joke
What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A witch stuck in a lift!
A witch joke
Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?
Because she had a frog in her throat!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A cold spell!
What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?
He ate himself!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Dwayne!
A witch joke
Why do witches have stiff joints?
They get broomatism!
A wizard joke
What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
He kept shooting his mouth off!
A witch joke
What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A witch stuck in a lift!
A witch joke
Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?
Because she had a frog in her throat!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A cold spell!
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A witch joke
Why is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked!
A witch joke
Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
She kept having Disney spells!
A witch joke
What did the witch write in her Christmas card?
Best vicious of the season!
A witch joke
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
She had never learnt to spell properly!
A witch joke
What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!
A witch joke
How do you get milk from a witches cat?
Steal her saucer!
A witch joke
Why do black cats never shave?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Why is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked!
A witch joke
Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
She kept having Disney spells!
A witch joke
What did the witch write in her Christmas card?
Best vicious of the season!
A witch joke
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
She had never learnt to spell properly!
A witch joke
What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!
A witch joke
How do you get milk from a witches cat?
Steal her saucer!
A witch joke
Why do black cats never shave?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
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A witch joke
What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!
A witch joke
Why is "S" the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person!
A witch joke
What is a witches favorite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!
A witch joke
What's a witches favorite film?
My Fear Lady!
What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!
A witch joke
Why is "S" the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person!
A witch joke
What is a witches favorite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!
A witch joke
What's a witches favorite film?
My Fear Lady!
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A witch joke
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it's quicker than walking!
A witch joke
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!
A witch joke
What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!
A witch joke
What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!
A witch joke
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!
A witch joke
Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!
A witch joke
Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it's quicker than walking!
A witch joke
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!
A witch joke
What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!
A witch joke
What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!
A witch joke
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!
A witch joke
Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!
A witch joke
Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!
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